I was awakened last night at 2:15 by a knock on the front door. Jumped up and when I opened it there was a highly inebriated man leaning on the side of the house. I asked what was up and he said " Could you give me a push?" I didn't feel like messing with a drunk so I declined. Back in bed for 15 minutes and a knock on the front door woke me up. Back to the door and there he was again. "Man, I could sure use a push." Closed the door and on the way back to bed Teresa caught me and asked what was going on. I explained to her what was up but she reminded me of the time we were out birdwatching and got stuck and how we appreciated the help given us by the farmer. So I head back to the front door, open it and look for the drunk and didn't see him. I loudly asked "Where are you?"
He answered" Over here, on the swing!!!!"
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
Man....didn't see THAT one coming....
Got me on that one LOL
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That is hilarious. I'll have that one told at the shop by 7:30 in the morning. LOL
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I had to come back and read it again so I don’t screw it up on a few minutes when I tell it. LOL