After reading a few of the jokes I just could not resist this one.
As a farmer was starting his day walking to his fields, a big black SUV pulls into the farmers driveway. A fellow in a black suit walks over and asks the famer if he was Mr. Jones and was this his property. Mr. Jones says "Yup". The man in black says he is from the FBI and has a warrant to search the property for contraband and would do so immediately. Well Mr. Jones looks at the fellow and says, " Well go right ahead but don't go in that field over there across the fence." well the man in black pulls out his badge and tells Mr. Jones, "See this badge? It says I can go anywhere I want!" Mr. Jones says "Suit yourself and continues on his way to do his daily farm chores. A little while later as the farmer is headed back to his house he sees the FBI man running in the field being chased by a very large bull. He was screaming for help and to stop the bull.
The farmer jumps up on the fence and yells to the FBI guy, "Show him your badge!"
Sorry if its been told before and or better
Catch all you can when you can!
An old man in his old boat having fun!
FISHING REPORT: ‹Caught two docks, 3 trees and a stump- threw them back!
I love that!!!
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