Things my father told me

[ChoogieChunker]

Son, always marry an ugly woman. If you marry a beautiful one she’ll probably leave you for someone else and you’ll be heartbroken. An ugly one can leave you too but you won’t care!

Son, All married people have occasional arguments. Always marry a short woman and keep the guns and knives on high shelves or the top of cabinets. She can still get to them, but at least you can hear her dragging a chair across the floor.

[DockShootinJack]

Sage advice

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Good advice!

[DockShootinJack]

One I remember from growing up

If you're gonna be dumb you got to be tough.

A boss from many jobs ago
You can't fix stupid
Stipud should hurt

[CrappiePappy]

I only remember 2 things my father said :

You don't miss what you ain't had.

Let's don't and say we did.

[DockShootinJack]

When my sister would do something boneheaded he would tell her if she got any brighter he would have to call her son.

[Ketchn]

dont ever "fix" it if aint broken .........

[DockShootinJack]

[QUOTE=Ketchn;4198517]dont ever "fix" it if aint broken .........

A man that has a 4 wheel drive will end up with muscled up legs. I didn't understand that until I sunk that old Nissan I had down a mile down a nasty pipeline right of way. It was a long walk toting chains and a chain come along. With age comes wisdom. He knew I would do it. After that I was wise enough not to do it again. Well almost

[DockShootinJack]

dont ever "fix" it if aint broken .........

Lot of them fellas at work want to fix things that might break in the near future. Usually the beginning of trouble for the rest of us

[DockShootinJack]

When you can't go anywhere else you can always go home