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Reply With Quote, ha ha. Good one DSJ
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One way to get out of a speeding ticket
A man was driving home from work when a police officer pulled in behind him and turned his lights on. The fella stepped on the gas and the chase was on. After a mile or so the man pulls over. The cop walks up to the man's cars and says It's the end of my shift and I don't want to write any more tickets. If you can tell me an excuse I haven't heard before I will let you go. The man said two weeks ago my wife ran off with a Police Officer. Puzzled the officer asks how is that an excuse for speeding. The man said it's simple. I thought you were trying to bring her back
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HAHAHA
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Considering the high price of divorce the ticket would be much less painful
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Yeah, me too! Especially when your 20+ over the limit in KY. Never did that again!Originally Posted by SuperDave336
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That sounds expensive
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Funny one! Nice laugh to start the day!
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Laughter is always good medicine
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