BIG SCREEN favorite one-liners

[DockShootinJack]

Are these chickens original recipe or extra crispy. Son in law

[silverside]

“My name is Jim. But most people call me… Jim.”
Blazing Saddles

[Watertooner]

“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”


Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)

[Clownfish]

Well. Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride. Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie. Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy. And many more, Outlaw Josie Wales, one of my all time favorites.

[silverside]

"You can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village."

Oh Brother Where Art Thou

[BuckeyeCrappie]

“Young fella, if your lookin for trouble, I’ll accommodate ya”. John Wayne in True Grit
“i’m Your Huckleberry”. Val Kilmer in Tombstone

[Grumpa]

"You tell ‘em I’m coming, and hell’s coming with me, you hear? Hell’s coming with me!”

Tombstone, Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell)

[DockShootinJack]

We're in a tight spot, were a tight spot,

It's a geographical oddity we are 2 weeks away from everywhere.


Pete down got turned into a horny toad.

I done vot soggied

[slowhand]

I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed… and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't ....
McLintock!

[Micanopy]

Monty Python’s Holy Grail-
Well she turned me into a newt she did, but I got better.
Will it be much longer ?

Josey Wales-
It’s not for eating. It’s just for looking through.
Endeavor to persevere.
She thinks I am some sort of chief.
I ain’t your paw.
Slow as molasses in Winter.

I will quote movies from time to time and most haven’t a clue.