How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

**DockShootinJack** · 09-24-2021, 10:33 AM

One of my dad's favorites at the time
You have to be smarter than what you are dealing with

**DockShootinJack** · 09-24-2021, 07:16 PM

Saint Peter don't call me cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store.
Tennessee Ernest Ford

**BuckeyeCrappie** · 09-25-2021, 08:55 AM

You could’ve knocked me over with a feather.

**DockShootinJack** · 09-25-2021, 12:35 PM

That fella ought to be hawh tied and horse whipped

**DockShootinJack** · 09-27-2021, 05:11 AM

Gonna beat you within an inch of your life. Or 2.54 cm for the metric folks

**"G"** · 09-27-2021, 05:19 AM

Dumb as a rock

**"G"** · 09-27-2021, 05:20 AM

Hold my beer and watch this

**DockShootinJack** · 09-27-2021, 06:26 AM

That fella go mad and blowed my hair back

Thought mom was going to box my ears

**BuckeyeCrappie** · 09-27-2021, 07:07 AM

Get out back and cut me a hickory switch.

Take you out to the woodshed and whup you

**DockShootinJack** · 09-27-2021, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie

Get out back and cut me a hickory switch.

Take you out to the woodshed and whup you

I will see your hickory switch and raise you a plum switch. I sure was glad when that tree died

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