How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

[DockShootinJack]

By the skin of your teeth.
Dumber than a box of rocks
Dumber than a bag of hammers
Could tear up and anvil in a sand pit

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Life is like a box of chocolates!

Built like a Brick ****house.

[DockShootinJack]

Life is like a box of chocolates!

You never know whatcha gonna get

[up2specks]

With only a middle-finger pointing downward you holler at your cheating opponent "Can you hear this or do I need to turn it up"? -My decision remains the same as a newly found, 50 year old/rusted padlock(mine)

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

I read the worlds shortest book today........ “Easy Come, Easy Gol. The End!

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Monkey See, Monkey Do, Don’t Make a Mountain Out Of A Molehill, One Step At A Time, A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words, “Smoke Em If Your Got Em”. Our Drill Sergeants Use to say This. Timing Is Everything, All Dressed Up Like A Dogs Dinner - Malcom Merriweather, Fine As Frogs Hair, Rain Rain Go Away, Come Again Some Other Day,
They Act like They Got Off The Short Bus

[up2specks]

If at first you don't succeed try try again.
Edison in reference to the light bulb. I have not failed. I have only found a 1000 ways that didn't work.

Can't never could

Good enough for the girls I go out with

If at 1st you don't succeed, cut your throat & watch it bleed.(sorry, nasty...really somethin' I heard many moons ago)

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[up2specks]

Did I do that? Steve Erkel and most all of the operators that trash a machine that I have to fix

-I really couldn't believe that I was that stupid to do it the 1st time, but can I hopefully dismiss it as absent-mindedness/pattern genetic(thanks Mom/Dad) after the FOURTH?!! Hopefully, next time, I'll at least be able to "Plead the Fifth!"

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

One Good Turn Deserves Another

[up2specks]

One Good Turn Deserves Another

OR (my version) ONE Good punch deserves many BETTER "comebacks"!

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