How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

[DockShootinJack]

"Today don't look good and tomorrow don't look no better" my wife uses that one a lot when I ask "what's for supper".

Want in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up the fastest.
Had a teacher tell me that. Been a long time ago

[scrat]

Don't know how much the fish weight but the picture weight 5 pounds. Lord please let me catch a fish big enough that I wouldn't be able to tell a lie about it even if I tried. All fishermen are liar except you and me but sometimes I worry about you.:rolleyes:

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Your wants won’t kill you but your needs will.

[BuckeyeCrappie]

What goes up must come down

what comes around goes around

on your way out don’t let the door hit you in the a**

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Last one in is a rotten egg.

i have said that a lot at the pool and lake myself as a youngin

[LadyBear]

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

"A boat is a depression in the water the owner tries to fill with money...

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.

[DockShootinJack]

What goes up must come down

what comes around goes around

on your way out don’t let the door hit you in the a**

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Same meaning. I hadn't thought of that one in years

[BuckeyeCrappie]

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush


could be modified to fit CC

A Crappie in hand is worth two in the brush.

[up2specks]

Where there's a will, there's likely going to be an argument(One o' mine) -If looks could kill, I'd been dead a long time ago -That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!(Popeye) -Well here's another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley(Oliver Hardy) -Still water runs deep -Lost control and don't know how to get it back -Fishing is like a bottomless Pit you keep dumping money into -Turning back the hands of Time is easy, if you're a watchmaker -If it seems to go in one ear and out the other, try holding your hand up against one next time -Try that on for size -Did you hear that Philadelphia has voted NOT to ban masks in restaurants, next time you're up that way, try the latest sandwich= Philly sneeze steak! (Sorry, that's one o' my latest) -A decision that takes a half-hour is usually at least 29 minutes too long - Careful what you bite off, it could be more than you can chew -WOW, you sure put a hurtin' on that pizza(food etc.) -Man speak with forked-tongue Kemosabe(Tonto~Lone Ranger)

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[up2specks]

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

"A boat is a depression in the water the owner tries to fill with money...

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.

Hahaha -Shopping with your wife in the Sporting Goods dept. is like being interviewed by the Bank's loan officer(somebody told me that)