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    SEENAGERS


    I JUST discovered my age group!

    I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).

    I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later.

    I don't have to go to school or work.

    I get an allowance every month.

    I have my own pad.

    I don't have a curfew.

    I have a driver's license and my own car.

    I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.

    The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

    And I don't have acne.

    Life is Good!

    Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

    Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

    People do not decline mentally with age;

    it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information

    in their brains.

    Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure

    on your inner ear.

    Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem;

    it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

    SO THERE!!
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    This is a perfect example...I put this stuff in the wrong forum. So whaT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    You must know me!
    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cane Pole View Post
    This is a perfect example...I put this stuff in the wrong forum. So whaT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ha ha ha
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    No you din't .... it's right where it belongs !! (at least I think it is, now what were we talking about ?? )
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    Amen to that!!!

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    Another wisdom tidbit from Brother Cane Pole. Another amen and amen.
    "Just Like Iron Sharpens Iron... So it is that One Man Sharpens Another Man." Proverbs 27:17

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    My "hard drive" sometimes feels like it's nearing capacity also. If I could replace it with one of the newer Solid State drives the speed would improve, my response would be immediate.
    But if I could do that I would no longer ponder questions to me. I still work at 66 and my co-workers love my wit and the pieces of life I share with them, albeit slowly.
    Yep I'll keep that old hard drive, it serves me well.

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