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    I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
    The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
    When you’re seventy...............who cares?

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    I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
    I said, "Good legs."
    The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
    I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
    Cost me 6 stitches, but...
    When you’re seventy...............who cares?

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    Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan...FISHING!
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    AMEN BROTHER!!!
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    I still do the same things I did 50 years ago. I just do them slower.
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    yes cane pole MUCH Slower LOl RR

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    Thanks for the smile time.

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    Turned 71 this week, nobody cares, except me. GLAD TO BE HERE! Nice jokes!!

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    I'm right in there with y'all! I don't care either! No use!

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    Excellent!!!
    "Just Like Iron Sharpens Iron... So it is that One Man Sharpens Another Man." Proverbs 27:17

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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