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  1. 12-20-2017, 10:50 AM #1
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    Default Occupying my thoughts.....


    * If you are caught robbing a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years.

    * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

    * What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

    * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

    * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

    * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

    * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

    * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

    * The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims”. (My Favorite)

    * Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

    * 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

    * Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

    * The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

    * If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

    * Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it..

    * If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

    * If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". ......
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    And why is it that we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
    Creativity is just intelligence fooling around
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    Looks like it's going to be a long winter for some of us!
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    What is a jumbo shrimp...


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    May the Lord bless you and keep you.
    May the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you.
    May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you, and give you peace.
    Numbers 6:24-26
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    What color is Red?


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    Would it be a bitter sweet victory to win a Civil War?

    Prooving the the existence of BigFoot would be no little feat.
    May the Lord bless you and keep you.
    May the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you.
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    If the correct answer to every question is, yes dear. Why am I always wrong?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanr3 View Post
    If the correct answer to every question is, yes dear. Why am I always wrong?


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    That’s always the correct answer, but rarely my first answer! I’m a slow learner.
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