My personal attorney, BillBob, informs me, that he has a witness acusing Cane Pole of mollesting a Asian Carp! :Rofl
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My personal attorney, BillBob, informs me, that he has a witness acusing Cane Pole of mollesting a Asian Carp! :Rofl
Billbob was telling you right. I shoved a Phillips screwdriver in the anal passage of a silver head that had washed up and slung that carp back out to sea so it could be carried further North and stink to high heaven
Politicians are "PUKES". Yesterday confirmed my beliefs.
Explaining Politics
MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK."
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS HERE IN AMERICA.
And thus, began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government.
The practice is unbroken to this date.
I thought the circus in DC was bad until I watched the Memphis vs Tulane game last night. Sad.......
You should have watched the Cliff Hanger between the Falcons and Saints
I despise politics. Don’t trust politicians. I watched both testimonies. Believed them both. I’ve gotta be 50% wrong.
I haven't followed pro football since Tom Landry was fired. Too many tatoo steroid freaks today. Reminds me of the green man, the Hulk.
We do have a good high school program for such a small community which I follow. Alma Mater Memphis and I would never kneel during the National Anthem.