Thread: Arkie Raffle Contest Acceptance Speech / Apology

Since my warning from Slab I decided to post my acceptance speech I prepared for my eventual and inevitable win which unfortunately did not transpire.

First of all I would like to thank my family, the man upstairs, the academy. I would also like to thank the wonderful moderators at CDC for not removing even one meme. I would like to thank CDC and Slab for giving me the wonderful opportunity to heighten my meme producing ability. Also thanks to the many great members of CDC for putting up with my daily endless postings; what a great group of people to not even once complain about my sense of humor or lack thereof. I’m sure there are many I've forgotten and still with lingering questions like what’s wrong with this guy???? Me or the subject matter, I’ll let you be the judge.

Most of all I’d like to thank the subject of my material for always being willing to provide material now matter how bad it makes him look. He’s more than willing to pitch in and look senseless anyplace or any time of the day. Just the other day he was telling me about a 23 foot boat and describing the brand, shape and color, then proceeded to tell me it was just like the 21 footer……….My response was that helps a lot, so let me get his straight, the same boat just two foot longer correct?
I couldn’t have done this and been so successful without Joe. Thanks Joedog!

My CDC warning below – Thanks Slab for not yet imposing a lifetime ban and I promise to not cyber bully anyone except Joedog in the future!

I'm Bored