Three nuns were talking. The first nun said “I was cleaning the fathers room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” The other nuns asked. “Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said, “We’ll I can top that, I was in fathers room putting away laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.”
“Oh my,” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do, they asked.”
“At first, I wanted to trash them too, but after giving it a little thought, I poked holes in all of them,” she replied.
Just then the third nun fainted.