Thread: PICO Crank Bait FUNNY STORY Contest #032919 - ends on 4/30/2019

My dad who taught me and was my fishing buddy were fishing at Lake Lucas in the winter time. We both had insulated coveralls on and were trolling along the bank casting looking for bass or anything that would bite. I happened to throw up into an overhanging tree and we went over to get it. Couldn’t quite reach it so told dad hold the chair and I would step up and grab it. Well around swings the chair and dumps me right in the water boots and all. Once I surface and scramble back into the boat with the help of my dad the laughter starts. Well I’m blaming him, he’s blaming me we are both laughing. It’s not cold ( I’m freezing) let’s keep fishing. Nope my dad knows better so home we go. I can’t even remember if we got the lure or not but I will never forget this memory of many I have with my dad. I miss him everyday.

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My wife and I went catfishing one night on my pontoon and I was kneeling down taking a fish off and had my headlamp on to see what I was doing. The next thing my wife sees is me falling backwards because a bat was trying to get bugs and smacked me right in the head!!! Scared the crap right out of me. We still laugh about that night.


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When I was married to my ex-wife, she went out every Friday night for “girls night.” She started staying out later and later every week. Who ever gave her a ride home, dropped her off down the street. I started getting suspicious so one Friday night I hid out in the garage behind my boat. It was there I noticed some hydraulic fluid on the floor behind the boat. Do you all think I could have a o ring leaking on the power trim?


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WELL I WAS PULLING CRANKSON THE REZ . THOUGHT I HAD GOTTEN HUNG UP . SOMETHING THAT IS THE USUAL AT THE REZ . THE LINE WAS JUST RIPPING OFF THE REEL AND I WAS TAKING THE REST OF MY POLES UP SO I COULD GO BACK AND GET MY CRANK BAIT IF POSSIBLE . WHEN I FINALLY GOT THE ROD IN MY HANDS . I SAID THIS AIN'T NO STUMP IT IS PULLING . SO IT GREAT ANTICIPATION I FIGURED I HAD A BIG OLE CAT FISH . SO FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES ME AND IT WENT HEAD TO HEAD . I TAKE IN SOME LINE AND HE WOULD TAKE IT BACK . FINALLY GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE SOMETHING DOWN IN THE WATER . I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS , IT SHINED LIKE A MIRROR . SO I TOLE MYSELF THAT AIN'T NO CATFISH . SO THIS WENT ON AWHILE THEN I GOT IT TO THE BOAT . I AM GIVE OUT AND JUST PLAN WHOOPED . THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN COME UP . GOT BIG BULGING EYES AND HUGE . YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN IT . NET WAS TOO SMALL THE DANG THING IS SO SLIMY I CAN'T HOLD ON TO IT AND I AM NOT GIVING UP MY CRANK BAIT . AFTER SOME CUSSING AND FUSSING I DRAG IT UP ON THE BACK OF THE BOAT . NOW I CAN'T KEEP HIM IN THE BOAT . I THOUGHT I NEED A BIG WASHING MACHINE FOR THIS ONE . IT HUNG THE HOOKS TO MY CRANKS IN THE CARPET AND STRAIGHTENED THEM OUT . FINALLY THREW HIM IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BOAT . NEVER THOUGHT A BUFFALO GOT THAT BIG . I JUST COLLAPSED IN THE BACK SEAT TO RECOUP . I GUESS HE HAD HAD HIS RED BULL . I SURE NEEDED SOMETHING .

Fishing for Crappie, and this green slimy thing hit my jig. Funny!


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Fish everywhere, and I couldn’t catch em! Funny? Maybe after the fact!


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