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    I need one or two more tv sets set up in my shop today to be able to watch all the good games on. They have 3 SEC teams playing all at the same time today.

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    Default How a stimulas package really works.

    It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

    A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

    As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    (Stay with this.....and pay attention)

    The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

    The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

    The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.

    (Almost done...keep reading)

    The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

    No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.

    And that, my friends, is how a "stimulus package" works!

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    Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound, and never left the house for 5 years.

    It is now believed that he called the US Navy Seals himself.


    Yea, I thought it was funny.

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    Butch Jones deal was reported to be 6 years 18 Million Dollars. Wow, thats alot of money.

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    I hope he is worth it. The last 2 sure weren't.

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    Default With Age Comes Wisdom......

    A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.
    He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He
    looked around but saw no one.

    He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.'
    he looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
    The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

    The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll
    turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
    All of your friends will be envious because I will be your bride!'

    The man picked up the frog
    carefully, and placed it in his shirt pocket.

    The frog said, 'Didn't you hear what I said?' I said, 'Kiss me, and I will
    be your beautiful bride.'

    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah. At my age, I'd
    rather have a talking frog.'

    With age comes wisdom.
    “No Matter Where You Go, There You Are!”

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    Default After Sugery - rated PG

    Sex After Surgery

    A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.

    "You'll be fine,"he said.

    She asked ...“How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

    The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye,which alarmed the girl.

    "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

    He replied ... “Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
    “No Matter Where You Go, There You Are!”

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