All Fisherman Are Liars Except You And Me

[Takeum]

It’s true, I even read it in the Bible,,,, Romans 3:4,,,,,
Let God be true, and Every man called a liar……

[DockShootinJack]

It’s true, I even read it in the Bible,,,, Romans 3:4,,,,,
Let God be true, and Every man called a liar……

That's all the proof I need

[BigD]

" I am new to the area and I hear you have been crappie fishing these local lakes for 40 years. May I ask which lake I should start out at for crappie success. Lake A or Lake B?

"I would go to lake B. Its the best crappie lake around."

"Great! Is that where you will be fishing tomorrow?"

"Nah...I will be on lake A. I just need a little more challenge these days"

[Chuck Adams]

My daddy told me.
“Don’t believe anything your hear, and only half of what you see”.


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[pescador]

Guy at work says, hey man heard you been catching them crappies, yep I say. He says whatcha been catching em on, I says catchin em on Tuesdays. ????


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[BroKenneth]

Guy at work says, hey man heard you been catching them crappies, yep I say. He says whatcha been catching em on, I says catchin em on Tuesdays. ????


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Where you been catching them? In the mouth.
Where you been fishing? In the water.


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[lowe rider]

Guy ask “what you been catching them on”
The guy replies “hummingbird livers”

[Ketchn]

Where you been catching them? In the mouth.
Where you been fishing? In the water.


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these EXACT words were said in the boat I rode in yesterday

[DockShootinJack]

Too funny

[RLS40]

When it comes to fish stories I have found the first lair doesn't have have a chance. :-)