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Today the fishing was so bad that even the liars didn't get any.
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Today the fishing was so bad that even the liars didn't get any.
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Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and he's at Cabelas for a Lifetime
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Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
No, what happened?
Two fish got battered!
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Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can’t walk.
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Baitcaster backlash will test your patience and focus.
Pass the "Sportsman Baton" on before you're gone, promote values for others to hunt and fish upon.
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I have spent most of my life fishing.....the rest I wasted
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of ****. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
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