POLETAP SMARTROD SLAB HUNTER raffle - Ends Nov 5th

[SuperDave336]

[mikear]

The fishing season hasn’t opened yet, and a fisherman who doesn’t even have a license, is casting for crappie as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?”

“Any luck? Heck yes, this is a wonderful spot. I took 10 from this bank yesterday” he boasts.

“Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.

“Nope.”

“Well, meet the new game warden.”

“Oh,” gulped the fisherman…

“Well, do you know who I am?”

“Nope,” said the game warden.

“Meet the biggest liar in the state.”

[ecoast]

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job

[BuckeyeCrappie]

A customer at Stingray Fishmongers marvelled at the owner's quick wit and intelligence. 'Tell me, Simon, what makes you so smart?' 'I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone, 'Simon replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear.' But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant.' 'You sell them here?' the customer asks. 'Only $4 apiece', says Simon. The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. 'You didn't eat enough, 'says Simon. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. 'Hey, Simon, 'he complains, 'you're selling me fish heads for $4 a piece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. you're ripping me off!' 'You see?' says Simon, 'you're smarter already.'

[ET Fish]

[ichabod]

what do you call a fish with no legs? a fish.

[slabdaddy911]

#truth

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[SuperDave336]

[BuckeyeCrappie]

[ecoast]

What do you call a fish with no eye?
















































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