chuck norris once had a lizard and a fish as pets...
godzilla & jaws
A guy calls his boss and says "I can't come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says "It's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead...."
chuck norris once had a lizard and a fish as pets...
godzilla & jaws
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
Here fishy fishy fishy
Quite the fishing story I can tell
For I, I remember it well
Couldn’t just walk, had to run
’Cause fishin’ ta me is so much fun
Quite the sight as I tripped and fell, lost in dust from the tumble and repeated roll
Me my tackle, stringer, and favorite fishin’ pole
For I was in a race
To my secret fishing place
Wait! What’s that sound? What can it mean?
That bell, the constant ring
Sad, so sad, as it would seem
This fishin’ story had all been a dream
By D. Michael
Pass the "Sportsman Baton" on before you're gone, promote values for others to hunt and fish upon.
I only fish on days that end in y.
I used to have a well known public spot I would catch limits of eating sized catfish I used a homemade doughbait, after people seeing me catching limits after limits they started to get curious, and started watching and asking questions like what am I using for bait, I responded with sardines and crackers about a week went by and you would have lost your mind with how many sardine cans and cracker boxes and wrappers were along the bank, it was horrible. Then some guys walked up and said we can't keep the sardines and crackers on the hook I busted out laughing.
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where do fish keep their money????
in the riverbank