Hoffman's Lures Frizz's Contest #852019 - ends 8/31/19

[LittleJohn]

Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
Danielle: I’m stumped.
Alex: A big-mouthed bass!
LittleJohn

[up2specks]

Why is a one-armed amputee the most credible source of a fish's size? ….he can't overstate it's size!!

u2s


So Slab, how much in cash if he doesn't have a Crappie.com credit card??!
Wake me up when we get to the Honey hole, Dad!

[SpeckledSlab]

The high school coaches in St. Landry Parish Louisiana went to a
coaches retreat.

To save money they decided to pair up and room together. No one wanted to
room with coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote to take turns.

Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him and he come to breakfast next morning hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happen to you?"

He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all night."

Next night coach Guidrys turn. In the morning, same thing - hair
all standing up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I watched him all night."

Third night, coach Doucet turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning you all."

They can't believe! They say, "Man, what happened?"
He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go and tuck Boudreaux into
bed and kiss him. He watch me all night long."

[OCurrans]

My mother refused to eat anything called Crappie.

BUT, she loved fried Specks.


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[kycreek]

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[walker733]

[ET Fish]

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[LittleStick]

[LittleStick]