A fisherman comes home from fishing.
- Look dear what a catch I have today.
- Well, well, a neighbor saw you go into the fishing store...
- Who? Me? Of course I did, today's catch was so good so I had to sell part of it.
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn’t catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
LittleJohn
A fisherman comes home from fishing.
- Look dear what a catch I have today.
- Well, well, a neighbor saw you go into the fishing store...
- Who? Me? Of course I did, today's catch was so good so I had to sell part of it.
My mother refused to eat anything called Crappie.
BUT, she loved fried Specks.
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My grand-daughter calls me "Crappie Grand Pappy"
"What if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday"
"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point. "AMEN"BuckeyeCrappie, etexbasser LIKED above post
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I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
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“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I’ll go fishing.” – Henry David Thoreau
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.”
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”
LittleJohn
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My mother refused to eat anything called Crappie.
BUT, she loved fried Specks.
Sent from my moto x4 using Crappie.com Fishing mobile app
My grand-daughter calls me "Crappie Grand Pappy"
Abner had access to a private lake and to try some ice fishing. He had a week off so for 5 hours a day, 5 days straight he went. Never got so much as a bite. On 6th day he decided to go to public lake and noticed other fishermen doing something he hadn’t tried. They were actually cutting a hole in the ice.
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