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    A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; his wife preferred to read.
    One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.
    The wife, to escape her snoring husband, decided to take the boat out.
    Since she was not familiar with the lake, she rowed out to the middle, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
    Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing here?"
    "Reading a book," she replied, thinking, "Is this guy blind or what?"
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
    "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. You can see that, surely."
    "But you have all the equipment, ma'am. I'll have to write you up."
    "If you do that, I will charge you with rape," returned the irate woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," the sheriff objected.
    "That's true; but you have all the equipment."
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    Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan...FISHING!

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    Two veteran ice fishermen made their way out onto the frozen lake. The unpacked their gear and set to digging holes in the ice. They had their tip-ups all set and sat waiting for the first bite of the day.

    Along comes a young lad with his basket full of gear and sets up his rigs. As the seniors watched, they saw the lad start to catch fish after fish, running from on tip-up to the next.

    Give that the older fellows had not had so much as a nibble they were curious about how the boy was doing so well.

    One of the guys walked over to the boy and said: "We noticed that you were doing really well, do you mind telling me your secret?" The boy looked up and mumbled something unintelligible.

    The old fellow said the youngster: "I'm sorry but I did not understand you." Once again, the boy looks up and mumbles.

    The fellow then takes off his hat, that he had covering his ears and asked again: "What did you say?"

    The boy holds out his hand, spits a large glob of something into his palm and says: "Keep your worms warm."
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    If we did what was most important in life there would be a shortage of Bibles.................and fishing poles

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    An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?" And she says "I was hungry." The judge says "What did you take?" She replys, "A can of peaches." So the judge trying to figure out how to punish her says, "How many peaches where in the can?" The lady says "6" so the judge says ok then I sentence you 1 day per peach in jail that will be total of 6 days to be served. The judge says would anyone else like to add or say anything reguarding the case and her husband speaks up, your honor, "She stole a can of peas too".
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