The judge, realizing he was dealing with a hard-core slabber, said "You do realize my sentence can take you away from you family & your wife, cost you your job, and give you a jailhouse record. "Now! I ask you for the last time! Where exactly, on the lake, did you catch all those 16-in crappie?". The savy old fisherman sat silently for what seemed like an eternity. Then he addressed the judge: "Tell me again. Just exactly how much jail time will I get?"