Arkie Jigs Raffle #7312018 - post a funny fishy pic or story! Ends 7/31/2018

**SpeckledSlab** · 07-21-2018, 12:19 AM

A rancher was out in the barn, pullin a calf out of a 1st calf heifer,
he was just cleaning up, when he noticed the barns doors cracked open,
and his 6 yr old son standing there, watching him.

Dad, thinks to himself, Birds and Bees's talk coming up,
so he calls his son over to him,
The little guy is standing there, looking at the calf, then looks at the heifer,
looks back at the calf, then back at the heifer, with a questioning look on his face,
then looks up at his Dad.

The Dad, asks his son, Do you have any questions?

The little guy, looks at the calf then the heifer again, then asks his Dad,

Just how fast was that calf running, when it hit that heifer?

**SpeckledSlab** · 07-21-2018, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by SpeckledSlab

A rancher was out in the barn, pullin a calf out of a 1st calf heifer,
he was just cleaning up, when he noticed the barns doors cracked open,
and his 6 yr old son standing there, watching him.

Dad, thinks to himself, Birds and Bees's talk coming up,
so he calls his son over to him,
The little guy is standing there, looking at the calf, then looks at the heifer,
looks back at the calf, then back at the heifer, with a questioning look on his face,
then looks up at his Dad.

The Dad, asks his son, Do you have any questions?

The little guy, looks at the calf then the heifer again, then asks his Dad,

Just how fast was that calf running, when it hit that heifer?

I just noticed the time stamp. When I posted it was after 1 am EDT.