PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello Sarge?”
"Yes?”
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”
"Have you arrested the woman?”
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
"There are no words that can tell the hidden spirit of the wilderness, that can reveal its mystery, its melancholy and its charm." Theodore Roosevelt
"Proud Member of Team Geezer"
today
The finest gift you can give to any fisherman is to put a good fish back, and who knows if the fish that you caught isn't someone else's gift to you?"
It's for breakfast!
I am crying because I am trying to sit at the desk and work on income tax and would rather be throwing a jig for Crappie.