Ha ha ha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Crappie.com
and so do you
Lets have a BEST Fishing Poem contest.
Enter your Poem here in this thread.
Please make this a new poem you just made up, not a recycled one from a previous contest, and not something found on the Internet (or anywhere else for that matter).
The winner will receive lots of great Charlie Brewer products:
10 PKGs Charlie Brewer Slider Crappie Grubs
1 PKG Charlie Brewer Slider for Crappie/Bluegill/Perch
2 PKG Charlie Bee's
and a Charlie Brewer Decal and Patch
Plus a G3 Boat T-Shirt (you can see part of the shirt in the middle of the picture above).
Plus a Crappie.com Hat:
My family will judge the contest and have a decision shortly after the end of the contest.
Disclaimer: Rules and Prizes subject to change without notice.
Ha ha ha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Crappie.com
and so do you
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
PICO Lures Field Rep
There once was a fish, a crappie was its name
It was different from the other fish, definitely not the same
As it swam around taking a gander at all the different bait
It noticed the crappie sliders, thinking that could be ate
The mighty crappie, fearless and hungry made its approach
And consumed the slider, thinking at least its not a roach
All of a sudden it was pulled against it will
Hooked by a crappie.com member in its paper mouth, not the gill
It was carefully fileted and cleaned and prepared for the frying
And happy was the fisherman, smiling and full, definitely not crying.
Spring weather is a comin'
Crappie bout to be a spawnin'
I'm sitting at work a dreamin'
My boat is at home a cryin'
All of my buddies are out a fishin'
While I'm at work a workin'
Minnows at the bait shop a swimmin'
Limits of fish are being a takin'
I'm taking off work and going a fishin'
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Wishing that for the lake I may be departed.
Boredom sets in as I sit at work,
While browsing on crappie.com I sit eating lunch with my fork.
I ponder of all the fish I could be catching,
While sitting at the desk with whiteout all my mistakes patching.
Preparing my mind for the weekend to come,
On crappie.com I will read much to work on the skills I need to hone,
There is much work that needs to be done...not,
I'm just going to continue preparing for all the fish that will be caught!!!
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Roses are Red.
Violettes Are blue.
The a Crappie on my hook.
Dinner.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Some don't
Red jig, blue jig, green jig, black.
A twitch in my line, which tightens the slack.
With the raise of my rod, the sickle is set.
The live well is full and our limit is met.
Another day out of excitement and fun.
Seem like we just started, but were officially done.
I take one last glance at the GPS screen
As we head back in, to get ready to clean
Stories, laughter, and jabbering from the mouth
Drinking cold ones by the fire as it runs out
Waking the next morning, breakfast to attend
Thanking the good lord you get to go out again
This little ditty was writen about my 13 year old son while on a trip to arkansas.luke's song or poem
well i went down to arkansas to catch me some fish
the 30lb striper was at the top of my list
i fished on the top and i fished on the bottom
i fished till the bait was all gone
i fished all day and i never got one
oh the 30lb striper is the king of the fish
the 30lb striper's at the top of my list
well i been out to sea and i caught lot's of mackeral
i been to bass pro and i bought lot's of tackle
i threw all that stuff
and i caught me a wiper
but what i really wanted was a 3olb striper
oh the 30lb striper is the king of the fish
the 30lb striper's at the top of my list
now it's time to go home
and i'm going empty-handed
but i'll be back
cause i just can't stand it.
Oh the 30lb striper is the king of the fish
the 30lb striper's at the top of my list
It has not been long since I found this crappie.com
All I can say is thanks Slab, your the bomb
Now I sit here writin a poem about fishin
Winnin some great prizes is what I'm wishin
On this forum I've made some great friends
I will fish these slabfests until my time ends
Lately I've been online for our throwdown typin some smack
My buddy TnT is the only Talquinette givin it back
I've been speck fishin for quite a few years
Finally I got an autographed coolie to cover my beers
I usually go out with a detailed plan
But Huntinslabs takes the trophy cuzz he's the Monroe man
Now as I head out thinkin of Susan's cheesy grits bake
Crappiegirl takes my picture while Jack holds her cane & the cake
Billbob just went by with Abbey at the wheel
Boy he's gonna have a mess untanglin that reel
Here comes Mr green jeans with lights flashin on his G3
Look there's Pontiac65 pullin one in on a Charlie Bee
Now as I sit here with a BnM in hand
I'm longlinin the lake with a Slider, my favorite brand
As the lake gets crowded with bassers & tubers
We head in before Phantom309 runs over some gubers
When I got near the ramp I noticed this crowd
Someone says "he forgot to tie down the boat" out loud
Speckanator took Griffin & won the points race
Next time you think JADA you'll see a familiar face
I approach Flycaster with my fish for the weigh in
All I keep thinkin is someday I'll make Team Geezer & take the win
I'm at my ending with this poem you see
Crappie.com is all about friends & family
Please don't delete this Mr. Moderator named "G"
That's funny I don't care who you are
The finest gift you can give to any fisherman is to put a good fish back, and who knows if the fish that you caught isn't someone else's gift to you?"