Thread: If you do this you are are pure bred redneck

Had the cops called on me one time for skinning one in a motel room. They saw some blood in the bathtub and thought I'd killed somebody.

I guess I'm a bit redneck. It's a little harder to do, but it sure beats answering all the questions at the fish cleaning station.

RCC, look at the color of that neck!!

Originally Posted by dpisani

RCC, look at the color of that neck!!

HA! I cleaned a bunch of bluegills inside a condo at Hot Springs one time, then slipped down to the water at night and dumped the guts over in the lake. Next morning, they had some poor guy fishing out those heads, skins, and guts with a pool net. "Dang rednecks, cain't take care a nothin'!" GTT

All of mine get cleaned on the kitchen counter. The little woman allows it because she has a great love for slabs & gills.

Originally Posted by GoTennTitans

HA! I cleaned a bunch of bluegills inside a condo at Hot Springs one time, then slipped down to the water at night and dumped the guts over in the lake. Next morning, they had some poor guy fishing out those heads, skins, and guts with a pool net. "Dang rednecks, cain't take care a nothin'!" GTT

Dude you woulda been OK if you woulda made it to the lake with the guts, but dumping them in the swimming pool just ain't right. I guess when you are making a midnight gut run, the first water you come to will have to work. Who knows, if you would have tried to make it down to the lake, you may have got et by a panther/cougar. Just messing with you, I know you didn't dump them in the pool.........did you?

Originally Posted by RCC

Dude you woulda been OK if you woulda made it to the lake with the guts, but dumping them in the swimming pool just ain't right. I guess when you are making a midnight gut run, the first water you come to will have to work. Who knows, if you would have tried to make it down to the lake, you may have got et by a panther/cougar. Just messing with you, I know you didn't dump them in the pool.........did you?

Naw, I wasn't that tipsy OR rednecky. The fish we caught WERE some big old fat bluegills that I'm sure people had been feeding from the docks, though. We had gone to visit Sunbay in Hot Springs because my inlaws have a timeshare there. I took my kids walking down the dock looking around and I noticed little cupped out circles on the bottom of the lake and I knew what that meant. I went to WalMart and bought two kiddie poles and some crickets and the kids had a ball that afternoon! I remember those bluegills were really really big. They ate good that night too. .

As far as getting et by a cougar......I'm sure there's a lot of them critters in Hot Springs, but I'm married and didn't frequent any nightclubs on that trip. Hey, that gets me to thinking.........my wife is in her mid 40s and she is older than me..........guess that makes HER a cougar. Think I'll give it a try. . GTT