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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
    Let's see now...
    No Jesus
    No Christmas
    No television
    No cheerleaders
    No Nude Women
    No car races
    No football
    No soccer
    No pork BBQ
    No hot dogs
    No burgers
    No chocolate chip cookies
    No lobster
    No nachos
    No Beer nuts
    No Beer !!!!!!!!
    Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    More than one wife.
    You can't shave.
    Your wives can't shave.
    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    Your bride is picked by someone else.
    She smells just like your donkey.
    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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    All I know is they think American's arn't ready to kill or die for a cause...You don't have to ask the soldiers as we know they are ready to die...But we have people here who are willing to kill to save unborn children and to save animals (peta)...So I'm not too concerned about this bunch...

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    LOL- good one Rango!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sac-a-lait View Post
    All I know is they think American's arn't ready to kill or die for a cause...You don't have to ask the soldiers as we know they are ready to die...But we have people here who are willing to kill to save unborn children and to save animals (peta)...So I'm not too concerned about this bunch...
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    funny one rango

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    Send them all to Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

    They need to be taken out of their misery.
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    I know this thread is supposed to be humorous; but, have you heard what happened in Little Rock this week? A young man went to Yemen "to find his spirituality", so this morning's news said, and came back a terroist. He opened up on a recruiting center; killed one and injured the other. His father was on the news this morning. He didn't impress me as the kind that could raise a terroist. The boy claimed his cowardly attack was no different than what our military is doing in the middle east.
    His father said had he known his son was on the FBI's wanted list, he could have helped prevent all of this. Now three families are suffering. How can you not know your son is not on the FBI's wanted list. Surely they would be watching your house and probably you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRPEPPER View Post
    I know this thread is supposed to be humorous; but, have you heard what happened in Little Rock this week? A young man went to Yemen "to find his spirituality", so this morning's news said, and came back a terroist. He opened up on a recruiting center; killed one and injured the other. His father was on the news this morning. He didn't impress me as the kind that could raise a terroist. The boy claimed his cowardly attack was no different than what our military is doing in the middle east.
    His father said had he known his son was on the FBI's wanted list, he could have helped prevent all of this. Now three families are suffering. How can you not know your son is not on the FBI's wanted list. Surely they would be watching your house and probably you.
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    I believe he was on a watch list, not a wanted list.

    That crazy white supremest that killed a man yesterday in the Jewish Museum was also on the FBI watch list.

    Can't arrest folks till they do something illegal. Being a racist or a Muslim extremeist is not yet against the law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRPEPPER View Post
    but, have you heard what happened in Little Rock this week?
    I'm surprised you heard about it. The media is ignoring the story as much as possible. They love talking about Tiller getting killed, and I'm sure they'll be all over this white supremacist story.

    But a Muslim terrorist shooting up a recruiting station? "Nothing to see here. Move along." The press doesn't even try to hide their bias anymore.

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