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    Default Doctor and Mechanic


    A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
    motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage " Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"


    The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
    was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open it's heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cane Pole View Post
    A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
    motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage " Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"


    The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
    was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open it's heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running."
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    That's a good one fer sur.

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    Good One

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    Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    that's good.

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