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Where I Fish In The Fall One Day I Was Catching Some Nice 1# To 1 1/2# Crappie When John B And / John S. Show Up, Now This Is Good, They See Me Catch About 3 Big Crappie And I Released Them, And Old John Cocked That Head And Said Now Monty What You Doing, I Said Hell John I Am Culling And Everything I Have Is Bigger Than These, They Were'nt Catching Much So They Polietly Told Me To Go You Know Where And I Am Laughing To Myself, Hell There Is 3 Or 4 10" Ers In The Livewell But It Was Fun.(there I Going Lying Again)........ Another Time I Was Pre Fishing For A Tournament On The Osage When These Two Old Boys Were Tied Up Fishing For Crappie, So I Hit A Tree About 50' From Them And Pulled Up About A 2# And Threw Him Or Her Back, They Siad You Don't Like Crappie And I Said Heck I Thought It Was A White Bass, Bet They Figured (damn Dumbass Don't Know The Difference)..... Tell U What I Can Keep Going But Fingers Are Getting Tired........
Last edited by olesilverside; 08-06-2010 at 12:23 PM.
A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE
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Great!
Can You Find, "LIMITVILLE!!!" :D
That is great Monty. A guy has got to have some fun. I get lots of looks on the water. Since I do not eat fish I release my fish if I am fishing by myself. I get asked why I fish so much if I do not eat them. I tell them they just won't understand until they go with me and feel the thump.
Good stuff Monty. Now that I have fished with you I can just see you doing that.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'
Good ones. People just don't know what to say to a guy when he does or says something out of the ordinary. Priceless. It's hard to keep a straight face sometimes. Keep'em guessin...
I think Old Silver and Beagle Graduated from the same school....
Fulton United Language & Literary Orators For Instructional Teaching.
Easier to remember by the Initials.
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I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
Mike
Everybody better get ready for some havoc on here and at camp. I here there is going to be a meeting of the minds at a campground near Bucksaw tommorow at high noon. When you get the Beagleman and OSS together it may not be safe. Lucky for them or maybe us there will be a lawyer close by.