I got a chuckle out of this one

[Jerry Blake]

THE COUNSELOR

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 25 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every little problem they ever had in the 25 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on and on and on.

Eventually, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately.

The woman finally shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I'm fishing."

[J White]

Yeah, forget the name of the singer, but there's a good country song
along those lines - I'm gonna miss her.

[fishintiger]

Yeah, forget the name of the singer, but there's a good country song
along those lines - I'm gonna miss her.

I believe Brad Paisley is the singer.

[shadow]

Yeah, forget the name of the singer, but there's a good country song
along those lines - I'm gonna miss her.

Brad Pasley is the singer------Good Song!!

[crappie66]

Funny but true. A lot of women have told me that I fish to much. I always tell them I fished before I met them and that they shouldn't even bother to try and change that. Besides, I can cook, do my own laundry, clean up after myself, and support myself, so I really only need a woman for one thing, if you know what I mean.

[J White]

the older you get, that one thing may seem less important too
10 reasons fish are better than sex:
1 fish don't nag (or even talk!)
2 don't have to buy fish dinner or jewelry
3 don't have to feign interest in what they want, at least after they're caught
4 don't have to rest before you can catch another one
5 fish don't ask for money
6 fish don't get jealous if you play with another fish
7 fish don't care if you spend all your money on tackle
8 fish don't care if you are a smart-a** and/or drunk
9 no one has ever been sued for divorce by a fish
10 AND ITS OK IF THE KIDS CATCH YOU WITH ONE!!! :D

[Darryl Morris]

emailed that one to my wife and she didn't think it was that funny. guess it was a good thing I didn't tell her where it came from, lol.

[J White]

tell her, what is one more woman mad at me? :D At least I only have
to live with three of them, and the two little ones don't stay mad long,
- or all the time!