jacob and rebecca

[rango]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,

And on the way they pass a CVS/Pharmacy.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

'Are you the Pharmacist ?'
The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'

Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'

Pharmacist: 'All kinds .'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?'

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob: 'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry..'

[catchncrisco]

That's funny and sadly true....good one rango !!!

[STUMP HUNTER]

That's funny!!:D:D:D:D

[Fatman]

Good one!!!!!!!!! But in these days and times sadly true

Fatman