Think your job is bad?!?!?!?!?!

[Crappie Buster]

A buddy sent this to me in an email. Thought I would share.

Repeat after me



I WILL NOT!!!!!!!
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complain !!!!!
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about my job!!!!!
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EVER AGAIN!!


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[crappieseeker]

enough said lol

[crappie12]

enough said lol

Amen!

[fishingpox]

actually that looks like some of the sucky boys where i work...

[Jeepster04]

that man is really into his job. get on up in there!

[STUMP HUNTER]

What do you think the elephant thinks about his job!!!

[Goldeneye]

Makes ya wanta say I LOVE MY JOB. :DHeres another one for a good laugh.
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
>
> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an
> E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2
> FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience
> contest. Needless to say, she won.
>
> Hi Sue,
>
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother..
>
> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
> down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
> make you realize it's not so bad after all .
>
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a
> few technicalities of my job.
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
> the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
>
> So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
> water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the
> sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
>
> It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
> taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and
> I've used it several times with no complaints.
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
> and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
> with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out
> from my back, but the damage was done. In agony, I realized what
> had happened.
>
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
> suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as
> fortunate.
>
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
> the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
> instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with
> Five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
> before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompress
> ion.
>
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
> helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of
> laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to
> rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>
> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my
> butt was swollen shut.
>
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
> worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
> Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
>

>

[Fatman]

No way I'd ever stick my self up an elephants ass and the Dude with the jellyfish he is never gone live it down until it happens to someone else, surprised though that the hot water didn't kill the jellyfish

Fatman

[LBM]

I'm not suggesting the picture is Photoshoped and that I do think it is a legit photo and I would guess if the photo was taken from the other side of the elephant you would see the mans head and left arm on the out side. Just my cynical nature and it is a very funny picture.

[fish_4_all]

Hilarious picture and if it was "real" there would be no worse job I could ever think of.

Is bad enough to do the whole arm thing to horses, poor Mike. If dirty jobs ever does it hopefully the bull doesn't get too frisky.