Funny story

[wannalearn]

read in at one other forum. pretty funny.
When a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! " The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars..............but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer.

[fiddlefarter]

Although I personally thinks thats funny. Keep it clean, man, kids read to enhance their fishing knowledge here. Move it over to the share a funny joke thread on the off topic furum next time.

[Drift_Wood]

Although I personally thinks thats funny. Keep it clean, man, kids read to enhance their fishing knowledge here. Move it over to the share a funny joke thread on the off topic furum next time.

Now that's funny fiddlefarter, if they read this what makes you think they dont read the off topic forum. No offense but that just don't make to much since to me lol.

[CrappieLips]

I agree with fiddlefarter try to keep it to a minimum. there are kid's reading this too.
Of course they can get more trash off tv than you can shake a stick at.
Wannalearn;; it is a good joke

[ribit]

Would you want your young children to read it?

[Drift_Wood]

[QUOTE=ribit]Would you want your young children to read it?[/QUOTE
If I had young children no I would not want them to read it. But maybe you didnt get what I was saying. If they read this forum they probaly read the off topic forum too. Would'nt you think so. No Pun intended Fiddle just saying that if you dont want young kids reading this dont put it nowhere on the forum. There is nothing that keeps children from going to any part of this site. I am guilty of putting some off color jokes on here and so have alot of others, and I didnt mean to offend anyone ribit I was just making a point sorry I replied I will try to do better in the future lol.

[fiddlefarter]

I know what I replied didn't make much sense. I wonder how many people under the age of 18 actually do get on here frequently. You know whats sad. I went to the movies tonight and saw The Devils Rejects and there were some people in front of me with 3 kids about ages 3-6. Definitely not a childrens movie. Opening scene was a dude draggin' an almost dead, naked woman. I think it actually screwed my mind up a little. They might be scarred forever. I can't figure why them dummies selling tickets carded me and my girlfriend when we bought tickets but these kids were let in. I minded my own business but I still don't think it was right.

[Drift_Wood]

I know what I replied didn't make much sense. I wonder how many people under the age of 18 actually do get on here frequently. You know whats sad. I went to the movies tonight and saw The Devils Rejects and there were some people in front of me with 3 kids about ages 3-6. Definitely not a childrens movie. Opening scene was a dude draggin' an almost dead, naked woman. I think it actually screwed my mind up a little. They might be scarred forever. I can't figure why them dummies selling tickets carded me and my girlfriend when we bought tickets but these kids were let in. I minded my own business but I still don't think it was right.

LOL Fiddle now that would have made my day if anyone asked to see my ID. I have noticed that people take their younguns to them scary movies like that, heck I have enough trouble sleeping now as it is so if I go to the movies it aint no scarey one but the line for the scarey one is always full and its usually young kids in line. When I was younger and got IDed lol we went to a Eddie Murphy standup comedy in a theater and when we got seated I noticed a young couple brought their two young kids with them I thought to myself (why did they bring them young kids to this) cause you know the language that dude uses lol about 10 minutes into the show the guy gets up head hanging down and escorts the children out of the show. I went to releive myself and he was in the hallway with the children waiting on his wife. I minded my own business toooo lol ,but thought (what a dummy) bringing his kids to a show like this and how the hell they get in anyways. I guess if the parents are with them they can get into anything the parents take them too.