A Perfect Barnyard

[jaxsprat]

Subject: Fw: Perfect Barnyard





Who will help me plant my wheat?" said the little red hen.

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.





"Not I," said the pig.





"Not I," said the goose.




"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. She planted her crop, and the wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.




"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.




"Not I," said the duck..




"Out of my classification," said the pig.




"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.




"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.




"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.




At last it came time to bake the bread.




"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.




"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.




"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.




"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.




"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.




"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.




She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."




"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)


"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)




"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)




The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)




And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.




Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."




"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."




And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."




But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.




Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for..




EPILOGUE




Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.




Hillary got $8 million for hers.




That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.




IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

[Bob # 1]

This post sure spells it out
VERY GOOD:D

[Eager Beaver]

You forgot the owl! that said Hoot Hoot. getting better all the time, or more desperate, you decide. It is a Hoot no matter what you decide. EB

[LBM]

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free.

Everything was fine until this part which must have been slipped in here by a liberal.

Liberals only deal with the bread once is is produced. They take the loaf of bread as a given without the slightest clue as to the money effort or risk involved in making that bread as though it will always effortlessly be there for them to take and divide amongst the non-producers. The libs only take and divide what is already produced and don't produce bread.

So my question is just where in the h--- did the hen get or have any bread to eat once she quit making it?

But again I know the liberals don't and can't answer this question.

[Fessum]

skip the bread, kill the little red hen and invite Obama for dinner...lol

[fishingpox]

look there,the sound of an owl coming from a buzzard...:D

You forgot the owl! that said Hoot Hoot. getting better all the time, or more desperate, you decide. It is a Hoot no matter what you decide. EB

[Fatman]

No comment LOL

[Eager Beaver]

look there,the sound of an owl coming from a buzzard...:D

Kinda like a Republican portarying to be a human being! LOL EB

[Cane Pole]

If you had a better education you might have come up with a better line. EB

I just keep it simple so the less fortunate understand. I would not want to complicate it for you. I like four letter nouns and descriptive adjectives that are easily understood.

Usted apenas no entiende cualquier cosa.

[fishingpox]

hehehe, and I'd give him 40 points on an IQ test

I just keep it simple so the less fortunate understand. I would not want to complicate it for you. I like four letter nouns and descriptive adjectives that are easily understood.

Usted apenas no entiende cualquier cosa.