Four married guys go fishing

[uscfan13]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place.

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build
her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?' She
said: 'Wear sun-block.'

[bigfish5]

Lol Thats A Good One.

[LipJerker]

That is funny.

[jhef]

that want work at my house:D

[zinsurance]

that want work at my house:D

Mine either, my wife would be asking who would watch the kid while we go fishing...My answer "I don't know?" Then she would say well, I guess you ought to just go back to bed.

[Fatman]

That would work!!!!!!!!

fatman

[fishingpox]

My wife would have told me to get my lazy butt to work...NOW!!!!