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    Drift_Wood is offline Moderator TN Forum * Crappie.com Supporter
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    A Man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A Lady cashier walks up to him and says "Your Barracks door is open". Not a phrase men usually use, so he went on his way a little puzzled. When he was about done shopping a man walked up to him and said, "Your fly is open". He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about the "barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said "When you seen the barracks door open did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The Lady stood there a second and said "No, no I did'nt, all I seen was a disabled Veteran sitting on two old worn out duffle bags".

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    Ok you made me laugh. I got a kick out of that one. Pretty funny.
    LET IT RIP!

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    HOOAH, nuf said. lol
    Today is a great day

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