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  1. 02-20-2009, 10:20 PM #1
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    Dear Walter,
    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
    my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
    than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
    shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with
    the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours
    daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
    having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would
    leave him. He was sacked from his job six months ago and he says he has
    been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.


    I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has
    become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I
    can't get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely, Sheila



    Dear Sheila:
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
    debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
    hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none
    of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump
    itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,

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  2. 02-20-2009, 10:39 PM #2
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    Don't know what to say :D I think Walter is right on his part!!!!!
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    Problem solved!
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    Good one Walter.:D:D:D:D:D
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    Walter's reply was precise & to the point. Good job Walter:D:D:D
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    Lol, No need for TMI (To much information) Just enough to solve the problem:D
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    Cause men don't spare feelings even with their buddies!!!!!!! We call each other screwups and worse!! and we're still friends!!!

    If Walter gave her advice it would be well if you were taking care of your man he wouldn't be with the 22 yo neighbors daughter!

    Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies LOL

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    Ann Landers....move over!!:D:D
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