Reply With Quotethat's pretty good reaper, I had heard some of those before but some of them were new to me. The pillsbury doughboy one is prob my favorite.
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
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A golden retriever.
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A different bar.
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They named him "Sum Ting Wong"..
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that's pretty good reaper, I had heard some of those before but some of them were new to me. The pillsbury doughboy one is prob my favorite.
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The fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad
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Funny stuff.
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I really hate to say this Reaper but I was dissapointed with your posting since
no part of this offended me in anyway but I sure got some laughs out of it. :D
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Those were some good ones!!!!!!!
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i'm still rolling at the mike tyson one, that is hilarious
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good one reaper.
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