This is for the women out there

[Roberta]

Louisiana Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from LOUISIANA. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those LOUISIANA girls!


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[labill]

Roberta, how did you find out??!!! :D

[Moose1am]

Now that is funny!




The third man married a girl from LOUISIANA. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those LOUISIANA girls!

[shadow]

Louisiana Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from LOUISIANA. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those LOUISIANA girls!


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Hey Roberta, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU KNEW MY WIFE!!!!

[whizkids]

My wife must originally be from LOUISIANA, cause that sure sounds like her.:D

[Roberta]

My sister sent that to me and since she's been living in southern Louisiana for twenty-five years, I guess she qualifies as a Louisiana girl.

BTW - WELCOME BACK, MOOSE! - Roberta

[fishingpox]

Yes Welcome back Moose

[speediib]

thats a perfect description of my ole lady, thanks roberta that was great my wife will enjoy that

[crappiefishergirl]

tell you what, i'm from south la and that is EXACTLY how i am! i live in cinci now where the women are very much the typical "june cleaver" housewife. (not that that is a bad thing!) i feel like an outsider here!!!!

thanks for the laugh!

[crap-king]

I don't tell my wife to anything - I do ask sometimes, and suggest sometimes - but I do not ever tell her anything - and it will stay that way as long as she makes those boat payments!!!