Craigslist date

[Crappie Reaper]

-I’ve had some bad dates from craigslist personals, nothing like this though,

To the woman who crapped her pants in my car

Reply to:deleted
Date: 2009-01-11, 7:55PM

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at 6 rivers sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,

Tad

P.S. - If you pooped yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

[FisherMike]

You went out with my ex???:D

[klight1122]

LOL.....That is some funny s**t.:D

[Jeepster04]

Lost her grip!! That's too good. There would have to be some serious fireworks there or a nasty fetish to ask her out again.

[78mudbug]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Cane Pole]

hehe

[Michael D]

As Donnie Baker, from the Bob and Tom Show, would say "it was a shart". LMAO

[Gadget Man]

Too funny...

[JUNGLEJIMJIGS]

That was so funny I almost sharted.Wonder if he got a call back??? I'm still laughing...

[JET4]

thats funny