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    Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew.

    This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ innercity youngsters.
    The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the innercity were able to
    remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in
    8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
    management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
    However-Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
    able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin
    number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
    listen with your eyes---its the only way to beleive what you hear...

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    You got to keep a close eye on those youths all the time you never know when they will turn on you.
    To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required

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    The only time I've ever been to New York City, was in '87.
    I saw a car parked next to the curb sitting on nothing but 4 Coke bottles. Funny
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