cuervo christmas cookies

[Billbob]

from the kitchen of billbobs wife:D:D
1cup of water
4 large eggs
itsp. bakeing soda
1 cup nuts
1cup sugar
1tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequia
sample the cuervo to check quality. take a large bowl,check the cuervo agin, to be sure it is of the highest quality. pour one level cup and drink. turn on the electric mixer. beat one cup of butter in a larg fluffy bowl.add one teaspoon of sugar. beat again at this time its best to make sure the cuervo is still ok try another cup just in case turn off the miserer thingy. break 2 eggs add to bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. pick the fruit off the floor. mix on turner. if the fried drut gets stuck in the eaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. check the cuervo to check for tonsisticity. next,sift two c ups of salt, or something. who giveshz a shot check the cuervo now shift the lemon juice and strain your nute add one table. add a spoon of sugar or somefink whatever you can find greash the oven turn the cake tin 360 degreees and try not to fall.dont forget to beat the turner. finally throw the bowl through the window finish the cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher

cherry mistmas

[roybuoy]

Why can I see this happening at your house?lol