Computer lab, Oklahoma State University, 11/17/08

[OKSTATEjiggy]

Launched at 10:30 this morning. Dropped a jig at Classroom Building Landing. Sat in the same spot for an hour. Caught some British Literature. Moved to Morrill Hall Cove and got bit by a big trophy Literature and Photography, fought it for an hour, then it got away. Moved to Student Union Cove and caught a chicken sandwich... it was kind of a dink, but I kept it anyway. Fished around there for about 2 hours then I went to Life Science East Creek and caught a bunch of little Women in Western Civilizations, but they were too small and had to go back. Finally hit the ole Classroom Building Landing one more time and caught a 3 hour Applied Ethics in Contemporary American Film.

School work sure gets in the way of my crappie fishing. I don't have much else to say.

[jaxsprat]

Sounds like U put in a hard day of fishin :D

[Cincinnati]

A long unsolicited diatribe by some old fart on how to conduct yourself in college

You listening Mr. OKSTATEjiggy?

"It's great your in college son, but you've got to stay focused, and I tell you this as if your my own son.

The sorority girls never practice catch, and release... So BEWARE! If you date one of them - She may start hinting about earning her "M.r.s. Degree."

You've got to immediately start telling her how your going travel the country - fishing for Crappie, playing golf, and following the NASCAR Circuit. "How, she will ask?"

You reply, "It's easy, I'm going to work at no pay - odd jobs around each of the NASCAR tracks.
I'll fish the local lakes, play golf, it's going to be fantastic, I can't wait!"

"I firmly believe what I'm telling you Mr. OKSTATEjiggy, the sorority girls think of us ...well the same way as we think of our - beloved crappie. Were not hard to catch once they find us."

And when they do, they then present the most enticing bait, and then a few little nibbles here, and a few little nibbles there...

"Next thing you know, she is in a happy pose, as she holding you by your lower lip, and your dressed in a tuxedo, in front of 300 strangers in a church - scared to death!".

And as fantastic as all honeymoons are … sooner, or later; she will sweetly whisper in your ear... "Aw honey, it's going to be heaven...

"Mom wants us to start having kids right away!"

That means, "No more fishing, no more golf, and most certainly; no more NASCAR for at
least another 20 + years!"

"You yourself, you have to be strong, don't take the bait, and always, practice catch, and release with everyone of the sorority girls you meet...

Disclaimer:
UNLESS SHE LOVES CRAPPIE FISHING - THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY FOR A LIFETIME!

Good luck sir!

[lamplighter]

very good advice!!!

[zinsurance]

OKSTATEjiggy, how's the view over there on classroom building landing? There were always a lot of good looking fish over there when I was at OSU. Don't forget to practice catch and release!

[Specktater]

Sow your wild oats on Sat. night and then pray for crop failure Sun. morning.

[Cane Pole]

If you are wade fishing, make sure your boots don't leak...

[Fatman]

Brother you need to go fishing BAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

Fatman

[LOZcrappie]

Goodness, I wish I had this advice when I was in college.

Nice work, boys...

[OKSTATEjiggy]

Yeah sometimes you have go wet wading. Just gotta know when get out and not slip, right?