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Thread: Just a funny on a Friday!!

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    Default Just a funny on a Friday!!


    All people over 25 should be dead!

    To the survivors:

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

    Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

    Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

    We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors! We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

    We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. No cell phones. Unthinkable.

    We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

    We had friends! We went outside and found them.

    We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

    We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

    Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.


    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

    We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

    And if you're one of them Congratulations!!!!!!

    Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

    Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors?

    Fatman

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    I agree with that, but with that said. Look at me know, I have a knee replacement, I lost the site in my right eye, and to top it all off I had a stroke. I am 57 years old, (wish I had taken better care of myself) I don't think I am going to be a good old man. I did have fun though.
    THE BANDIT
    1 Corinthians 2:2.----Nothing else counts!!
    "This one thing I know, and that is Jesus Christ and Him crucified."

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    Very true, but you gotta ask who were the parents that raised the kids that became parents and officials that changed all of that???

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    That was real good, I enjoyed it. Man aint that a bunch of the truth.
    Shoer,
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    Fatman, I liked what you said. I am going to copy it and send it on to others.
    Ranger R61

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    I'm going to get the scissors right now .
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