I got a chuckle out of that one
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him :D
Mike
I got a chuckle out of that one
Goodnight Vienna...Pistols Firing!!!
That was good!!!!! Hey she didn't specify!!!
Fatman
That was a great joke
To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required
Now thatz fun-ny!
He went fishin' after work. I saw him get in his boat. Errrrrrrr... I mean I ain't seen hide nor hair of 'im.
I'm with you fellers'
LOL now that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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