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    One Monday morning the mailman is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
    "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one heck of a party last night," the mailman comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Heck, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing "WHO AM I?"
    The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"
    "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
    The mailman laughs and says, "Darn, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded. "Your name came up seven times..."
    Soldiers and Firefighters. Some people were meant to call 911, Some were meant to BE 911

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    Lmao!!!!!!!
    Take your kids hunting and fishing, and you won't be hunting your kids

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    Bwhaaahaaaa!

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