when you are broke

[painterfish]

When you are broke you are broke


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed, young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man.
"If I could take a couple minutes of your time,
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!"
As she proceeded to close the door,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty," he said,
"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration!"

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet."

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, son,
because they cut off my electricity this morning."
"What part of broke do you not understand?"








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[klight1122]

Salt and Pepper?....LOL

[father of 4]

This is funny but in a way true with the elderly as well.

[Miller]

that was a good one