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  1. 02-24-2008, 09:57 PM #1
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    Default Fishing One Liner's


    Let's get a post going with all the great one liner's for fishing!

    I"ll start:

    1. Give a man a fish and he has a meal, teach a man to fish and he never goes hungry.

    2. Fishing has made more liars than taxes.
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  2. 02-24-2008, 10:32 PM #2
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    I have a book full of stuff like that.

    If you wish to be happy for 8 days, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy for a lifetime, learn to fish. - Chinese Proverb

    After all these years, I still feel like a boy when I'm on a stream or lake. - Jimmy Carter
    Fair Winds and Following Seas

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  3. 02-25-2008, 11:48 AM #3
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    They always bite better yesterday.
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  4. 02-25-2008, 12:41 PM #4
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    Theres 10 times more fishing licenses sold than marriage licenses each year which proves fishing is 10 times more popular than marriage.:p


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  5. 02-25-2008, 01:21 PM #5
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    For the rich, there is therapy. For the rest of us, there is FISHING! -
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    A bad day fishing beats a great day at work

    I only fish on days that end in "Y"
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    My Paw Paw used to say "If it has two eyes and a tail, it is a keeper".
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  9. 02-25-2008, 02:40 PM #9
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    if you cant run with the big dogs,then keep your pooch on the porch
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  10. 02-25-2008, 02:59 PM #10
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    First liar doesn't have a chance.
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    I think that has to do with fishing?
    1 Corinthians 2:2.----Nothing else counts!!
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